1. The deep red colour your knees go after you've had to run for the bus through rain and wind can only be described as EXTREMELY unfortunate, especially when they're bursting out of rips in pale denim.
2. No matter how well they fit or how perfect the rips were when you bought the jeans, they will always ALWAYS end up approximately a foot long with too many frayed bits facing the wrong direction.
3. Seeing elderly family members is an eternal struggle of snide and ignorant comments. "You've been mugged off, what happened to the other half of those jeans?", "Did you trip?" "Do you want me to iron a patch on the inside?" etc etc. Such JOYS.
4. In the winter you have to shave your legs specifically so you can wear ripped jeans. Eventually you get so lazy you just shave around the knee caps.
5. Getting dressed in the morning isn't complete until you've accidentally poked your big toe through the rip in the legs of your jean. It's like a ritual now.
6. You REFUSE to admit that ripped jeans probably aren't suitable for all seasons and so continue to wear them through summer, winter, autumn and spring.
7. Some people just cannot fathom why you'd buy jeans that are pre-ripped. "What? So you pay extra for someone else to fall over in them so you can wear them?" NO IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.
8. Denim that isn't distressed isn't really a thing in your books. Soz.
9. Even if your knees do look really weird when your legs are crossed or bent, you've kind of got used to it and grown fond of your knobbles. Hooray for knobbly knees.
10. You inevitably have patterns from the cuts in your jeans imprinted onto your legs at the end of the day from where they've been pushing into your thighs.
11. Wearing normal jeans feels mega strange now because you normally have full on air holes around the middle of the material denim.
12. You've never related to a meme on a deeper level:
13. Seriously though, do trousers without ripped knees even exist in the fashion world? DO THEY THOUGH?
14. Ahh, pale legs and fake tanned knees. The ultimate lazy girl beauty routine.
15. You're not entirely sure what Wiz Khalifa's going on about in this post, but you feel him. OH YOU FEEL HIM.
2. No matter how well they fit or how perfect the rips were when you bought the jeans, they will always ALWAYS end up approximately a foot long with too many frayed bits facing the wrong direction.
3. Seeing elderly family members is an eternal struggle of snide and ignorant comments. "You've been mugged off, what happened to the other half of those jeans?", "Did you trip?" "Do you want me to iron a patch on the inside?" etc etc. Such JOYS.
4. In the winter you have to shave your legs specifically so you can wear ripped jeans. Eventually you get so lazy you just shave around the knee caps.
6. You REFUSE to admit that ripped jeans probably aren't suitable for all seasons and so continue to wear them through summer, winter, autumn and spring.
7. Some people just cannot fathom why you'd buy jeans that are pre-ripped. "What? So you pay extra for someone else to fall over in them so you can wear them?" NO IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.
8. Denim that isn't distressed isn't really a thing in your books. Soz.
10. You inevitably have patterns from the cuts in your jeans imprinted onto your legs at the end of the day from where they've been pushing into your thighs.
11. Wearing normal jeans feels mega strange now because you normally have full on air holes around the middle of the material denim.
12. You've never related to a meme on a deeper level:
14. Ahh, pale legs and fake tanned knees. The ultimate lazy girl beauty routine.
15. You're not entirely sure what Wiz Khalifa's going on about in this post, but you feel him. OH YOU FEEL HIM.
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