We've all eagerly been waiting - Christmas trees still in the attic, mince pies bought but unopened, Christmas jumper folded sadly at the bottom of our wardrobes. "Not yet," we told our parents as they tried to pour a glass of mulled wine. "Not until we see the Beyoncé of Christmas."
She cut it a bit close, TBH, but Beyoncé has finally performed her duty of signalling the true beginning of the festive period. By dressing up as a Christmas tree and walking through New York.
Yep. This is Beyoncé, wearing a cardigan covered in tinsel and baubles. This is Beyoncé, wearing a Father Christmas hat. This is Beyoncé, fashion influencer and megastar, wearing novelty Christmas sunglasses.
There is no photographic evidence of this, but we imagine that wrapped presents appeared at Beyoncé's feet as she walked through New York, and children jumped to the ground to unwrap them. She arrived by sleigh, obviously.
We are not sure where Beyoncé was going dressed as a Christmas tree - perhaps a festive-themed party, or visiting some cats in a shelter - but really, who cares. The important bit here is that with this Beyoncé sighting, Christmas truly is here. Bring out the brandy cream and gingerbread. It's on.
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